To their girlfriend, "when were you supposed to get it?"
To their doctor, "what's is called again, A-cyclo-what?"
To their high school guidance counselor, "My mom said if I can get in, I can go wherever I want. It doesn't matter what it costs".
To their best friend, "Sure, you can stay as long as you want. My mom doesn't mind big dogs".
To their 4th year college roommate, "It's awesome we get along so good. Maybe we can be roommates again next year".
To your husband, "Dad, that car was a piece of crap anyway. Now we can go get a new one".
To your parish priest, "Wow, jeez, that's seems like a lot. Have you ever told anyone else they had to say 500 Hail Mary's?"
"Hey Mom, can you look at this? I think it's broken!"
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