WOULD YOU LIKE TO SCRUB A C-SECTION?
The minute I start to hear scr_ _, I start to think of the many things I would rather do....such as:
...I would rather comb the dingle berries out of my dogs bum
...I would prefer to go back to first grade and drink the skim milk that's been sitting on the counter for three hours
...I would rather go to my childhood dentist who I am sure was on a day pass from federal prison
...I would retake my orthodontic impressions with a hangover after eating a bowl of Dinty Moore Beef Stew
...I would sit through a double feature of "Battlefield Earth" and "Bio Dome"
...I would rather have a colonoscopy with no anesthesia and/or bowel prep after eating buffalo chicken calzones
...I would go on another blind date with the guy who had braces but hadn't mastered the use of dental floss and had no concept of social space
...I would rather retake 10th grade gym class which consisted of 4 semesters of tall people sports
...I would get a tattoo saying "Where's my Precious?" across my forehead
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