...Your dust kitties are so big that they require a rabies certificate
...You find jello in your cabinet that still contains Red dye #2
...You have a diaphragm in your medicine cabinet and you haven't ovulated for six years
...The vacuum cleaner bag has confetti in it from your 1999 New Years Eve party
...You pull a newspaper from the pile and the headline is "Mount Saint Helens Erupts"
...You ask your husband for the milk and he asks you where you've hidden the refrigerator
...Your friends love your green carpeting and you realize it was originally white
...Your favorite show is "Hoarding: Buried Alive" because you can relate to it
...You feel so lucky because no one ever asks you to host a Tupperware party
...Your son goes to sit on the love seat and realizes it's a mushroom
...Your dog doesn't want to come in the house during an F5 Tornado
Gotta go get the cleaning supplies....
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