Hour 2: sharing report with your peers while discussing your latest episode of bowel incontinence
Hour 3: getting to know your patient while wondering if your dog has pooped all over your living room
Hour 4: running to the OR propelled by the gas from your bowl of Fiber One cereal
Hour 5: helping your patient to breastfeed while doing your best impersonation of Quasi Modo
Hour 6: continuing breastfeeding education as your plantar fasciitis reenacts a Tony Robbins fire walking seminar
Hour 7: listening to your patient explain how nipple confusion will cause their baby to flunk the SAT's
Hour 8: transferring your patient from a stretcher while wondering if your 20 year old is having a RAVE in your backyard
Hour 9: trying to explain to your new patient that your ketone breath is not a new brand of perfume
Hour 10: finally going to lunch and realizing that it has been thrown out in the weekly refrigerator clean out
Hour 11: running to the OR for a stat c-section as your daughter texts you that she needs $800. for school books
Hour 12: giving report to your night nurse as you discuss the 5K you'd like to run even though you need a wheelchair to get to the parking garage
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