Okay, so I have only really watched the Bachelor a few times, but this is what I have taken from it...
1. There is a lot, lot, lot of sleeping around
2. There is a lot of kissing
3. There is gorgeous man constantly saying, "you're amazing"
4. Contestants are slowly eliminated and it's done very gently
5. When you are booted off the show, you have the chance to get your own show, "the Bachelorette"
Getting your bachelor's degree online at the age of 47 involves:
1. Absolutely not an ounce of sleep, because you're up all night trying to figure out the difference between a WIKI page and a WIMBA room
2. Your family telling you to kiss off because they're tired of eating frozen fish sticks with moldy tartar sauce
3. There is a very flirtatious yet inappropriate man with no teeth telling you that he's amazed you found your way to the campus bookstore at your age
4. Your professor sends you a 40 page syllabus and tells you to memorize it in 24 hours or you're out of the program
5. If you flunk out of the course, you still get the bill and the chance to become a divorcee when your husband finds out
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